Ipolówó igbó N’nu Moluę! By Odolaye Aremu

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[Analyses]–“A ti f’agbó ko lo ni wahala. A ti wée ni bébà n’sùrútù! T’eeyan o ba si ni sùúrù, eeyan o kan fi gbogbo ewé to wa impotaanti s’ofo danu ni! Igbó dara lara, awon alaimokan eda kan a maa soro oriibu kiri wipe awon ‘Akiusi eeyan ni n’fagbó!’ Iya Kamilu, gáífurèndì baba Lati, Olori Ęgbę wa a maa soro n’gbamiran bii ògá awon òpònú, yoo nii: “E maa wo oju awon súmókásì were wonyi bi ti n’pon bii èyìn iná!” Bęę si ni kini a nwi yi se daa lara to, afi bii aso ìbora to gbórín n’gba òtútù.

Ę maa wo Sikiru Ępòn-Àgbò, ngba Ęsin rę rìfíùsì lati p’ako ję, l’odun karun sęyin awa yi la’a fi láwàní we Igbó Ekiti mo Wèrè l’ęnu! Laarin bii wakati meji si męta t’ina wo opolo ę lo, omoàlè yi ti j’álèkùn isalę aya re wole bii ęęmęrin! Ngba ti e’e b’oode nnu yara bayi, Kóńdó Oloro si n’aro gboin n’nu ìlódìí ni! O f’ogun ę gb’ari o ni wipe:

‘Walai, owó bii męta to daju si nbę lara a mi bi mo se wa yi! Paapaa julo, emi ti ę fęę ja kápéètì isalę yęn raurau tęlę ni, mo kan sare dide waa m’omi ki n’pada ree kòntíníù isę ori ran mi ni!’

Kil’ooko arakunrin onigulokómà Òkè-Òfà yi naa? Ęhęn…ęhęn mo ti ranti, mo ti ranti! Saidi! Saidi Eyín-Oká, baba Fàsáásí! Ngba a baa wé Igbó Ògbèsè tan nko, to si n’lo bo sę yę, kia loju wèrè kílíà ti ko ririkuri mo! M’ebi gbogbo yin lee mo wipe Agbèrò ni Saidi? Kii le’e fun awon èrò ni Senji to p’éye. Eyi to ye ko fun din nnu awon ero, yoo fun’un le, eyi to ye ko lé yoo fun ‘rufę ęni bęę din. Oju Wèrè ti kílíà daada bayi, ohun naa ti n’le fo kòtò, fo gegele wàyí. Ohun naa si ti n’binu ori s’iju wo sánmàn lókè! Ani Íńdìyà-Ęmpùù naa n’isę ti ę laa, kęę ya dakun k’otí ikún s’awon ota Kànábíìsì!

Anti Isila Iya Kukoyi, aya Baba Oluode ti arun Káńsà n’da laamu nko? K’Olorun dę’lę f’ęni’re. Looto won papa ku o! Sugbon ki won to ku nko ti won o le jeun, ti won o lee mu, taa ba ti le we Igbó Obiaruku póùn kan taa fi ha won lenu bayi! Afi bii ikán ni won se n’jeun! Won jeun kan l’ojo kan bayi loju temi, die bayi lo ku ki won ko s’inu ààrò. Emi yaa ho!

Ewé l’egbo. Egbó l’ewé! Eyin eeyan e dakun e gbe’gbó h’anu!

Igbó Ekiti daa fun Ímpótéènsì.
Igbó Ògbèsè, eyi daa fun Gulokómà.
Igbó Òbiàrùkù eyi daa fun Ápétáììtì.
Igbó Òyó Alaafin eyi daa fun awon Agba ti won ba n’węęti bęędi abi t’oole!

Wèrè yin o ni koja bìkíáfùlù o!”

– Onipolowo Igbó Nnu Molue!

***the dangers of psychotropic drugs are real. We all have loved ones or know someone, or have some friends that are battling or have succumbed to the clutch of drug addiction. This is a satire, a situational comedy. It should be treated strictly as such and must not to be taken literally, or worse too seriously.***




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