[Analyses]–The best time to be corrupt in Naija is now! More than ever! Euphoric headlines, ridiculous outcomes. Business is booming in the courts, to the point that alleged Looters have started keeping scores.
And as at this minute, our Kéranmájelę Government is embarrassingly in the RED! It’s been a galaxy of losses this week with the yeoman Orubson, breaking the dam!
The Ekiti Superman overnightly got his groove back, he’s now the man behind the musical console, spinning records and streaming tracks! He’s confident he can extend his record to 17-0 and perhaps beyond.
A notorious Judge allegedly caught with his hands in the cookie jar months ago, the same one, with his wife who shamefully couldn’t look straight into the camera then, actually beamed a smug seen all over the world via satellite yesterday. For he won Bigly! The ex-first lady got her own ‘miracle’ early this morning too! God seemingly is helping Looters. Xmas came too early and the Courts are packaging gifts on the backs of EFCC, DSS- those horrible gangs that can never, ever, ever shoot straight, except carry Sakabùlà around and make loud noises!
So that nothing is completely lost, the Government might as well encourage Capital Looting. And introduce some kind of unilateral Capital Gains Tax on Capital Looting. To save us all the headaches of disappointment, let’s kukuma make it a win-win situation for all and sundry!Please Follow Us @ThePageNg