YUGE celebration of 100 days: the anecdotal stallion by Odolaye Aremu

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[Analyses]–The desperation of one airhead Emperor to achieve just a thing, anything within that ‘ridiculous’ first 100 day benchmark could push him to do just about anything, anything at all! Don’t be too amazed to see him picking litters off the ground of the long, narrow street of Pennsylvania Avenue.

After all, an achievement is an achievement; including trekking from the shady-WH to Flatbush in BKlyn! As long as the deed, or act is ‘very, very, YUGE’ in his own estimate! Like trying to sneak in an adult Elephant through the window of the A-F One for example. That’s really BIGLY!

All of a sudden, arresting Assange could be considered one too! A ‘national priority,’ they call it. Considering that just few months ago, Wikileaks, to this ‘improperly-fractioned’ Emperor of rotten Tangerine, was sweeter, juicier,  perhaps than joining the ‘Mile-high’ club.

Therefore I sincerely advise my brethren living under his vast jurisdiction to properly conduct themselves, especially in the critical days ahead.

For this man in his utter desperation to prove something, could pretty much sign an Executive Order to deport any of his own errant citizens to Fiditi. He’s ready to countersign another Order, if only to validate a ‘Pilgrims Day’ for such unfortunate ‘Deportees’ to perpetually remain there if such acts would count significantly as achievements.

By Faya by Force, we must ‘Achieve’ by 100 days!

The Moral: whenever you fib, lie and build ‘YUGE,’ BIGLY castles in the air; remember that:

Ìtàdógún Kù Sí Dèdè, Ojó Elésìń K’òla!

Odolaye Saburi Aremu is a social observer, commentator and an oddball with a usually, unusually perspective on social issues. He’s a retired baby boomer, presently residing at Fiditi, Afijio LGA Oyo State.

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